Thursday, June 4, 2009

June 3rd

Scratched the fuck out of mom's tit today. That was fun.

Also, Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Feast in Gravy.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Current Missions Update

Missions:

#OperationHack: access moms computer by typing in many codes and sometimes open the calculator to calculate stuff;

#Operation Drag&Drop: Take feather cluster and place on moms foot while attacking it. Destroy ememy#1, feather cluster on a stick;

#Operation OutForBlood: hunt enemy #3, the feet. They must be stopped.

#Operation Plastic: Find secret passage way through plastic bags in pantry. Its in there somewhere.

#Operation Dad: Find this dad mom speaks of and possibly execute him... or initiate him and have him join the Atticat Militia.

First Post

Biting mom soothes the soul.

Today I've tried hacking into Mom's computer again. She always catches me and puts me back on the floor. One day!! I will calculate everything!! From catnip to Feather cluster on a stick, and I'll know it all.

For now though... I think I'm going to follow mom into the kitchen and tell her of my ambitions.